- Are you thirteen?
- Do you think HTML is a programming language?
- Did you just think: "STUPID N00b LOL I B33N PRGRMIN 4EVR AND HTML IZ T0T4LLY 4 PRGRMING LNGUAGE"?
- Did you not see anything wrong with the above quoted sentence?
- Do you still not see anything wrong?
- Seriously, everything is wrong with it.
- Did you just think: "STUPID N00b LOL I B33N WRTIN SENTENCES 4EVER AND NUTIN IZ WRNG WIT DAT"?
- Are you now threatening to "H4XX0R" me?
- Do you actually think you could "H4XX0R" me?
- Do you ever wonder how people always guess your age when you start talking?
- Are you using your parent's computer?
- Is it running Windows ME?
- Did you say yes to that question because you don't actually know?
- Did you just start crying?
- Do you think vastly opposing solid colors are an excellent choice in color schemes? Like Blue and red or neon green and orange?
- Did you change the color scheme on your "5uP4R L337 (windows me) B0x" so it's bright blue and red?
- Do you have a myspace?
- Do you link to it your AIM profile?
- Do all of your websites match your windows color scheme?
- Is !!!!~~~l337h4xx0rzdude~~~!!!! a pretty cool user name?
- Do you follow people around in MMOs asking them for their sword.
- Do you feel the need to tell people when your parent is totally bugging you and how it's like super annoying?
- Do you believe that words can be adequately substituted with letters? Like: u for you, r for are, y for why and so on?
- Do you lie about having a girlfriend so your Internet friends will think you're cool?
- Did you really really like the hacking scenes in Die Hard 4 because you could totally do that if you could find the program they used.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Are you thirteen years old?
Here are some questions designed using advanced and proprietary scientific methods developed by our highly qualified behavioral scientists here at bullshit inc to determine whether or not you are a member of the fabled 13 year old demographic on the internets.